Monday, October 20, 2003

Tormenting Infoscions


This interesting story of Mental torture by so called men "Driven By Values" and really "Powered By Intellect" as they used it for masterminded and devised mental crucifixion .
The Value driven hero here is Dileep with his Intellectual friend PC. Dileep the sang-froid conspiracy mastermind , managing things is like driving a train ,making people follow his engine as compartments tied to it .Bold ,Quick and Managed as any MIT Sloan scholar which he is not.
Powered by management skills this young man compelled the Intellectual whiz ,the hotshot coder, a maven debugger ,a sensational nerd, man who codes UNIX threads as cool as a dog pissing beneath an electric post generating Pheromones making every other Lady dogs smell his piss, Anders Heijlsberg in the making, PC, an impeccable virtuoso, to device a formula which brings out the grooming they have undergone in Infy. Just an exhibition of hard earned values imparted to them by the Software Phenomenon.
I ,a man wanting to see the biggest investment made by anyone or company in 50 Acres of land in Asia the biggest continent in the world ,the INFOSYS Campus in Electronics city Bangalore , was invited as preplanned to its campus by the Kewl-bandits. at 4 pm on a Saturday.
Taking time out of Saturday mess ,leaving behind scores of work to be done ,i left to the destination dreamed , It took me 2.5 hours time, boarding 2 buses to reach the target. I landed there at 4.03 and called up Mr PC, the man who talks with pentiums doesn't take time to counter human plans.
The aplomb has left his Alcatel Personal Communicator, with the smooth thinker Dilleep, Intrestingly he went to a telephone booth for making records in making phone calls , blasting 200 bucks for single phone call !! . He keeps himself cool by talking everyday to his beloved who never calls him. On the contrary she dials her friends with the Telephone card he has bought for her.
It took 30 minutes for the gentleman manager to pump his muscles riding the cycle to come near the front door , As during those 27 minutes i was seeing, those security men checking even the under clothes of people leaving the campus. Mr Dilleep took me inside and of course the plan started working, Infosys doesnt allow visitors after 4 pm. Oh no ! my long cherished dream of seeing the once best employer of democratic India the Infosys ,shattered like the Colombia. As tactical guru this man blamed all happened because of stupid PC .He made me stand near guard room,which i asked "should i", he said "cool man u can stand here " standing in the kingdom of the billion dollar company whose stakes going up as Shenzou V enjoying the serenity i felt proud. He went to call his friend PC , i was standing inside the walls looking outside how infoscions look others. Seeing how people are going out and coming in . Suddenly a voice came from behind "sir ,get out ". Oh i felt better i would have been killed there. But they called me sir, and then i went out and stood for another 30 minutes ,like standing naked in "Asoka hall" .But i have no tactual perception for them as they work for a company that helps billions of dollars to take a route to this country.

With Regards,
Hki

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